Person: hey I think the Asian one in that 5sos band is quite hot

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

gay guy: i’m gay

white girl 1: OMG!!!! YOU’RE GAY??

white girl 2: WE HAVE A GAY BEST FRIEND NOW!!

gay guy: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

First Day Of School:

Teacher: What's your name?

Me: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

"The problem with being “just friends” is I have to watch you be with someone who doesn’t deserve you when I could do so much better."
- (via psych-facts)